Toddler Tamers
Standard Size

Every toddler loves a challenge, that's why they push their limits so much. With the Toddler Tamer, if your knee-high wants to get away quickly, they'll have to work for it. They definitely put the "weight" in "Wait right here!"

SIZE: 11.25 x 9 x 3.25 (About the size of a giant phone book)

Note to Darrin S. in Newport, Vermont: This is a GIFT BOX ONLY. Please don't call us again and leave a 12 minute voice mail complaining about "getting an empty box with no god-damned product inside!"


YOU'RE LAZY, RIGHT?

If so, we've created just the thing for you. It's called email and it's pretty damn amazing.  Here's how it works: Instead of you checking back every ten minutes for a new product to drop, we'll simply send you an electronic note from our computer to your computer. Voila! You're instantly in the know hours (if not days) ahead of non-email subscribers!  Pity them.