Roto Wipe
Standard Size

With the Roto Wipe, you'll never have to use toilet paper again! This Prank Pack is perfect for everyone, because who wouldn't want a "wheel nice clean" after they're done in the bathroom? Comes with a 5 year or 10,000 flush warranty depending on which comes first.

MATERIALS: Made of American cardboard and ink.
SIZE: 11.25 x 9 x 3.25 (About the size of a giant phone book)
Made in the USA

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