Pet Talk
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Pet Talk is the perfect Prank Pack for the pet lovers in your life. It's an animal translator collar that'll help you understand everything your pet says! With Pet Talk, you won't have to guess what your dog or cat is saying anymore. Now you can finally become better friends with your best friend.

MATERIALS: Made of American cardboard and ink.
SIZE: 11.25 x 9 x 3.25 (About the size of a giant phone book)
Made in the USA

Note to Darrin S. in Newport, Vermont: This is a GIFT BOX ONLY. Please don't call us again and leave a 12 minute voice mail complaining about "some stupid box that got my hopes up with no God-damned product inside."


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