Pet Petter
Standard Size

Never touch your pets again!  Todd Lawson's Pet Petter is the perfect gift for the dog / cat / horse / sheep lover on your list.  The pet petter is an automatic petting device that has 4 different speeds for all types of hair lengths, is rechargeable for hotel use & includes 6 de-flea pads!  For more about the inventor Todd Lawson, read his bio page or follow him on Facebook.

MATERIALS: Made of American cardboard and ink.
SIZE: 11.25 x 9 x 3.25 (About the size of a giant phone book)
Made in the USA

Note to Darrin S. in Newport, Vermont: This is a GIFT BOX ONLY. Please don't call us again and leave a 12 minute voice mail complaining about "some stupid box that got my hopes up with no God-damned product inside."


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