Pet Butler
Standard Size

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Pet Butler is the perfect Prank Pack for the pet lovers in your life. Good help isn't hard to find – it's right at your feet! Gerbils, hamsters, rabbits, cats, dogs...if you've got a pet, chances are high that it can also be a butler. Your guests will love petting and partying!

MATERIALS: Made of American cardboard and ink.
SIZE: 11.25 x 9 x 3.25 (About the size of a giant phone book)
Made in the USA

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