Sizzl Dryer Sheets
Standard Size

Enjoy that breakfast fresh scent all day long! Hickmann Farms' expansion into dryer sheets, lets the bacon lover in your life take that breakfast fresh scent with them all day, everyday. Some tears may be shed after they realize they don't really exist.

MATERIALS: Made of American cardboard and ink.
SIZE: 11.25 x 9 x 3.25 (About the size of a giant phone book)
Made in the USA

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