Nap Sack
Standard Size

Your own private oasis.
Let the napper in your life see why Chillaxation Weekly proclaims the Nap Sack to be the best "Public Sleep Product." On the couch, in the house, by the pool, in your school, in the rain, at the game, you'll never nap the same! The Nap Sack Sleep Hood let's you take a nap, anytime... anywhere!

MATERIALS: Made of American cardboard and ink.
SIZE: 11.25 x 9 x 3.25 (About the size of a giant phone book)
Made in the USA

Note to Darrin S. in Newport, Vermont: This is a GIFT BOX ONLY. Please don't call us again and leave a 12 minute voice mail complaining about "some stupid box that got my hopes up with no God-damned product inside."


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