My First Fire
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My First Fire is the perfect Prank Pack for friends or family members with a toddler! With My First Fire, they'll be able to fan the flames of learning and ignite their child's imagination in the most brilliant way. Boredom, get ready to meet your match – because where there's smoke, there's fun!

MATERIALS: Made of American cardboard and ink.
SIZE: 11.25 x 9 x 3.25 (About the size of a giant phone book)
Made in the USA

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