Extreme Chores
Standard Size

Here's your chance to prank the kids on your list!  Watch this Prank Pack bring them down, after thinking you bought them the latest motion controlled video game from MegaMaxx.  Extreme Chores races kids against the clock as they complete important household tasks like raking, doing the dishes, digging holes and emptying the litter box.  Extreme Chores promises to make chores fun!

MATERIALS: Made of American cardboard and ink.
SIZE: 11.25 x 9 x 3.25 (About the size of a giant phone book)
Made in the USA

Note to Darrin S. in Newport, Vermont: This is a GIFT BOX ONLY. Please don't call us again and leave a 12 minute voicemail complaining about "some stupid box that got my hopes up with no god-damned product inside."


OUR EMAIL OATH:

1. We will only send funny, and/or stupid messages.

2. We will protect your info from Nigeria.

3. We will never, ever 'reply-all'.