Earwax Candle Kit
Standard Size

Your ear is a treasure trove of free, usable wax. 
Introducing the Earwax Candle, the most organic and cost-effective candle on the market! The patented MAXWAX® Extraction Cap & Pump is a snug and comfortable way to effortlessly harvest 6-10 ounces of ear wax a night! That’s nearly four pounds per week!  Read more about its inventor, Emma Dean on her bio page.

MATERIALS: Made of American cardboard and ink.
SIZE: 11.25 x 9 x 3.25 (About the size of a giant phone book)
Made in the USA

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