Crib Dribbler
Standard Size

Giving babies their independence.
The Crib Dribbler is the perfect Prank Pack for that friend or family member with a baby in their life or on the way!  With the Crib Dribbler feeding system, baby will have the alone time it needs and its parents can enjoy some quiet time without having to tend to a hungry baby.

MATERIALS: Made of American cardboard and ink.
SIZE: 11.25 x 9 x 3.25 (About the size of a giant phone book)
Made in the USA

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