Blankeez
Standard Size

Blankeez™ is the enormous ultra-soft blanket that covers up to 8 adults or 16 children! With one sleeve at each end two users can run a remote feed snacks to others or hold a leash while walking the dog on the boardwalk! Best of all the Blankeez™ promotes teamwork and a sense of togetherness! Get together with a Blankeez™!

MATERIALS: Made of American cardboard and ink.
SIZE: 11.25 x 9 x 3.25 (About the size of a giant phone book)
Made in the USA

Note to Darrin S. in Newport, Vermont: This is a GIFT BOX ONLY. Please don't call us again and leave a 12 minute voice mail complaining about "some stupid box that got my hopes up with no god-damned product inside."


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