Retail Partners

So, you say you don't have a keyboard or you're afraid of using the interweb? Simple, jump in your car and pick up a Prank Pack at one of these fine retailers in your area.

YOU'RE LAZY, RIGHT?

If so, we've created just the thing for you. It's called email and it's pretty damn amazing.  Here's how it works: Instead of you checking back every ten minutes for a new product to drop, we'll simply send you an electronic note from our computer to your computer. Voila! You're instantly in the know hours (if not days) ahead of non-email subscribers!  Pity them.