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(NOTE: If you are Mary from People magazine or Aaron from The Ellen Show, my offer still stands about buying your staff Blimpie™ Subs if you do a feature on the Earwax Candle Kit.)



If so, we've created just the thing for you. It's called email and it's pretty damn amazing.  Here's how it works: Instead of you checking back every hour for new products, we'll simply send you an electronic note from our computer to your computer. Voila! You're instantly in the know hours (if not days) ahead of non-email subscribers!  Pity them.