These are questions we answer over and over and over.

Is it true that you're really just selling empty boxes?
Yes, and watch how you're throwing around "just". These are top-quality, American made boxes covered in some seriously funny sh#t and will provide much needed entertainment for the next party you're dragged to.

Why wouldn't I just go buy a nondescript, run-of-the-mill gift bag from the literally hundreds that are offered year round at my favorite store?
Because gift bags are boring and dull and mundane and stale and they end up in landfills. Prank Packs are entertaining, colorful and rigid. Last we checked no one throws away entertaining, colorful and rigid items.  

Do you ship internationally?
Sorry, nope. While we don't understand why (due to lengthy documents that were too long to read), we do sell most of our Prank Packs to the international community via our parent company 30 Watt

I ordered a Bathe & Brew and there wasn't anything in it. What gives, you %$#@?
First off, let's keep the expletives out of this. Prank Packs are simply empty boxes with printed graphics that depict terrible products. We cool?

What are my shipping options? 

15 Minute Drone: Service discontinued because of that stupid kid that got hit in the head when we were testing it.
Standard : 5-7 Business Days
Expedited : 3-5 Business Days
Priority : 2-3 Business Days

 

BE HONEST. ARE YOU LAZY?

If so, we've created just the thing for you. It's called email and it's pretty damn amazing.  Here's how it works: Instead of you checking back every hour for new products, we'll simply send you an electronic note from our computer to your computer. Voila! You're instantly in the know hours (if not days) ahead of non-email subscribers!  Pity them.