Toddler Tamers
Standard Size

Every toddler loves a challenge, that's why they push their limits so much. With the Toddler Tamer, if your knee-high wants to get away quickly, they'll have to work for it. They definitely put the "weight" in "Wait right here!"

SIZE: 11.25 x 9 x 3.25 (About the size of a giant phone book)

Note to Darrin S. in Newport, Vermont: This is a GIFT BOX ONLY. Please don't call us again and leave a 12 minute voice mail complaining about "getting an empty box with no god-damned product inside!"


BE HONEST. ARE YOU LAZY?

If so, we've created just the thing for you. It's called email and it's pretty damn amazing.  Here's how it works: Instead of you checking back every hour for new products, we'll simply send you an electronic note from our computer to your computer. Voila! You're instantly in the know hours (if not days) ahead of non-email subscribers!  Pity them.