Pet Sweep
Standard Size

Todd Lawson's latest invention, the Pet Sweep, which will your pets cleaning the house independently.  Lawson's animal-powered debris removal system will keep your home tidy & your pets busy.  Here's your chance to have some fun with the pet lover in your life by giving them a Pet Sweep Prank Pack! 

For more about the inventor Todd Lawson, read his bio page or follow him on Facebook.

MATERIALS: Made of American cardboard and ink.
SIZE: 11.25 x 9 x 3.25 (About the size of a giant phone book)
Made in the USA

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