Petspressions
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Discover your pets secret gift.
Dogs express themselves through barking. Cats express themselves by spraying. What if your pet could transform its fears and desires into sellable art? Say hello to Petspressions, the first craft kit that gives the power of art to the least pretentious people on Earth: Animals! 

For more about the inventor Todd Lawson, read his bio page or follow him on Facebook.

SIZE: 11.25 x 9 x 3.25 (About the size of a giant phone book)

Note to Darrin S. in Newport, Vermont: This is a GIFT BOX ONLY. Please don't call us again and leave a 12 minute voice mail complaining about "getting an empty box with no god-damned product inside!"


BE HONEST. ARE YOU LAZY?

If so, we've created just the thing for you. It's called email and it's pretty damn amazing.  Here's how it works: Instead of you checking back every hour for new products, we'll simply send you an electronic note from our computer to your computer. Voila! You're instantly in the know hours (if not days) ahead of non-email subscribers!  Pity them.