Hot Lips
Standard Size

A hat is a good start, but if you really want to retain precious warmth on a chilly day, there’s no substitute for HotLips Face Heater. With 450 BTUs and a stylish Comfo-Strap, it’s a treat to go outside again!   Simply fill with kerosene, activate the electric coil grate, and light the device via the windproof match port. BOOM! 60 minutes of targeted heat in the great outdoors!

MATERIALS: Made of American cardboard and ink.
SIZE: 11.25 x 9 x 3.25 (About the size of a giant phone book)
Made in the USA

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