Beer Beard
Standard Size

Prank Pack gift boxes by Prank-O appear to contain ridiculous products from clueless companies. Just pack your real gift inside, sit back and watch the expressions. 

Going to the big game, an art show or a counseling session? Just fill the Beer Beard with up to 72 ounces of your favorite refreshment, strap it on and sip at your leisure through the patented "Thirs-T-Tooob™". With the Beer Beard, you'll always be undercover and over-hydrated!

MATERIALS: Made of American cardboard and ink.
SIZE: 11.25 x 9 x 3.25 (About the size of a giant phone book)
Made in the USA

Note to Darrin S. in Newport, Vermont: This is a GIFT BOX ONLY. Please don't call us again and leave a 12 minute voicemail complaining about "some stupid box that got my hopes up with no god-damned product inside."


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