Auto Sauna
Standard Size

Enjoy open pores on the open road! 
Nobody really knows where steam comes from, but one thing is for sure: it's relaxing. Now, using USB technology, virtually any place that’s 14 cubic feet or smaller can be your own personal spa! And with the extension pole, you can steam vegetables, open envelopes or take the wrinkles out of your suit before the big meeting!

MATERIALS: Made of American cardboard and ink.
SIZE: 11.25 x 9 x 3.25 (About the size of a giant phone book)
Made in the USA

Note to Darrin S. in Newport, Vermont: This is a GIFT BOX ONLY. Please don't call us again and leave a 12 minute voice mail complaining about "some stupid box that got my hopes up with no God-damned product inside."


BE HONEST. ARE YOU LAZY?

If so, we've created just the thing for you. It's called email and it's pretty damn amazing.  Here's how it works: Instead of you checking back every hour for new products, we'll simply send you an electronic note from our computer to your computer. Voila! You're instantly in the know hours (if not days) ahead of non-email subscribers!  Pity them.