- DON TRUMP
YOU'RE LAZY, RIGHT?
If so, we've created just the thing for you. It's called email and it's pretty damn amazing. Here's how it works: Instead of you checking back every ten minutes for a new product to drop, we'll simply send you an electronic note from our computer to your computer. Voila! You're instantly in the know hours (if not days) ahead of non-email subscribers! Pity them.